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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20

When you suggested to your closest friends to come for lunch, you didn’t know it would turn out like this! The Sun is aligned with Saturn in Capricorn this weekend. This isn’t just another excuse to get drunk. Nor will you make up the numbers. No more being a social outcast.

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Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19

You may have bags of drive and ambition, although, this can be a handicap. There’s no doubt, with the Sun in Scorpio combined with Saturn, that what you can expect is a slap on the back this weekend. As for those who barely give you the time of day, blow them a raspberry.

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Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20

Invitations to travel or socialise are indicated this weekend. Nervous flyer? There is tension beneath the surface. Take a yoga mat. Do you need a different set of friends. Are they jealous of your success with the opposite sex? Hate the game, not the player. What about a canine companion?

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Aries March 21–April 20

The Sun in Scorpio links up with Saturn, so you could spend a pleasant hour with the super-rich. In any event, you are sure to be brandishing some shopping bags this weekend. Although, you might splash out more on drinks on the trip home. That, or on something ludicrous.

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Taurus April 21–May 21

The Sun in Scorpio is well aspected by Saturn. Not only should you have a spring in your step, but all things being equal, you can expect some mutual respect in a relationship. Any remaining barriers should be stripped away. Although you may have to scrap a trip this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1005

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Gemini May 22–June 20

Geminis have a reputation for being nimble minded and mentally agile. Although, you have a mild aversion to exercising. Why not try some healthy living? Meanwhile, with the Sun aligned with Saturn, you could be offered a nice incentive, even if you only break into a light sweat this weekend.

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Cancer June 21–July 22

This should be an enjoyable weekend. True, the Sun in Scorpio is aligned with stern

Saturn. Time to grow up boys and girls and stop being so infantile! Meanwhile, the only love you are keen on is the unconditional kind. That too could prove to be an illusion, or not.

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Leo July 23–August 22

Sometimes you have to be forced to take time off. The Sun in Scorpio well aspected by Saturn the taskmaster, is a reminder to ignore work and to be kinder to yourself and others. An extra hour in bed? Instead, you should be limbering up this weekend. Don’t neglect the family. For more call 0903 658 1008

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Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22

Whether you will be lucky in romance remains to be seen. The Sun in Scorpio is aligned with both Venus and Saturn, so the chances of finding happiness are high. For the adventurous among you, this should be an amazing time. Remember, tough love is not enough. Bring someone back.

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Libra Sept 23–Oct 23

The combined influence of the Sun in Scorpio and Saturn denotes a time of home improvements. Not the DIY kind. You need to spend within your limits or you won’t have a house to return to this weekend. On a lighter note, you don’t know what to buy someone next.

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Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22

The Sun in Scorpio aligned with Saturn indicates that your plans should fit into place. There are those who may try to put you in a straitjacket, and you should eject them into the night. Aside from that, someone could make quite a racket this weekend. Is that someone you?

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Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21

True, you don’t seem to go out much, just to do the weekly shop. Nothing that exotic. Tragic. Not that you are likely to go too downmarket this weekend. In fact, the Sun on perfect terms with Saturn indicates that you could hit the jackpot. Just not in the way you expected.

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