Pillow to postie...

Glamorous chef Nigella Lawson has had quite the week.

First she showed us all how to make toast on her BBC cooking show (who said TV was dumbing down?) and then she let slip this little gem: “My postman has never seen me dressed.”

One presumes she meant she’s been spending a lot of lockdown in her pyjamas. If not... well, I imagine, job applications for her local Royal Mail will be going, um, postal.