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- RALPH BLACKBURN

It’s Golden Globes weekend – the first big (virtual) bash of the awards season.

Pretty much everyone from The Crown is vying for a gong. But the big winner’s already Netflix.

Not because it has the most nomination­s, (42 to second-placed Amazon’s 10), but because two were for the oh-so-very-so-so comedy Emily In Paris. (If it beats Schitt’s Creek, the judges will be the ones up there without a paddle).

So to celebrate the start of the back-slapping, gong-giving season, I thought I’d dish out a few of my own to this week’s celebs in the news:

On this day 28 YEARS AGO (1993)

We reported US President Bill Clinton’s limousine had been destroyed in an al-qaeda bomb attack on New York’s World Trade Center. Six people died and more than 500 were injured.

121 YEARS AGO (1900)

The Labour Party was founded at a conference at the Memorial

Hall in Farringdon, London. The meeting’s attendees included Scottish socialist Keir Hardie.

70 YEARS AGO (1951)

The 22nd amendment to the US Constituti­on was ratified which limited presidents to two terms after Franklin D Roosevelt died in 1945, months into a fourth term.

Today’s giggle

Never discuss infinity with a mathematic­ian. They go on about it for ever.

Birthdays

Sweeney Todd and Harry

Potter star Timothy Spall is 64. His son Rafe is also an actor. Mysterious Girl singer Peter Andre is 48. He opened for Madonna on her Girlie Tour. Illusionis­t Derren Brown is 50. He studied law. You Raise Me Up singer Josh Groban is 40. He shares the same birthday as his younger brother, Chris. And many happy returns to Mirror reader George Sargeson, from Hull, who turns 86 today.

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A RARE Ferrari stolen from Mamma Mia! star Dominic Cooper has been found by police at a junkyard.

The red 1978 Ferrari Dino 308 GT4 – worth £83,000 – appeared to have been “hotwired” by thieves.

It was pinched from the actor’s home in Primrose Hill, North London, on February 19 and found more than 50 miles away in Reigate, Surrey, with four other stolen vehicles.

It has now been taken to a special compound.

A source said: “The dash has been broken, some of the wires have been cut.

“The car is not in pristine condition, it needs a polish. Everyone was talking about how it is Dominic Cooper’s car.”’

Car lover Dominic, 42, also had an Austin Healey, a Range Rover and Jaguar F-type nicked last year.

COULD you become the heir to the phone?

The royals are hiring a new telephone operator to process calls to their various residences.

The successful applicant will be based at Buckingham Palace and help deal with 4,000 calls a week on the computeris­ed switchboar­d system.

They will answer day-today queries and keep records of calls received.

The job advert says: “You’ll join a dynamic team at the heart of the Royal Household.

“Through structured training, you will learn to handle each call appropriat­ely... and quickly become familiar with this unique and varied organisati­on.”

The starting salary is £23,000 plus benefits, including a free lunch.

 ??  ?? Timothy, 64
Timothy, 64
 ??  ?? Derren, 50
Derren, 50
 ??  ?? Peter, 48
Peter, 48
 ??  ?? CAR LOVER Star Dominic
CAR LOVER Star Dominic
 ??  ?? NEW BOSS The Queen
NEW BOSS The Queen

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