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British Summer Time has arrived and my car clock is now correct, while my oven timer will be wrong until the end of October

However I spent most of the weekend digging through the past and sorting out storage boxes of The Dark Lordette’s old school work.

I opened one box and enough dried pasta shapes fell out to keep a family of four fed for a week after the glue must have disintegrated on her old harvest festival posters.

I know it’s nice to keep some of the cute stuff so when she’s older we can laugh about how she drew me as a triangle head with 3ft-long boobies, but I had to get ruthless and chuck out some of the hundreds of lesson books and scribbles that pass for art when you’re aged eight.

The best find though was this real “hold the front page” to rival the Sunday Mirror’s exclusive Boris Johnson story.

As you can see, my intrepid Year 3 reporter already broke the story about “Boris Jonsen” and his lady love Rosebud back in 2016. In Jesse’s story Boris falls in love with Rosebud, a mythical beast known as a unipegasus (a unicorn crossed with Pegasus), which is uncanny because our horny modern-day Boris also ends on a myth – or should that be miss. Especially when they’re sitting on his sofa while the wife’s out.

But that’s where the similarities end as Jesse’s story ended happily-ever-after with a wedding, which is clearly where she strayed into the realms of pure fantasy.

Email me at siobhan.mcnally@mirror.co.uk or write to Community Corner, PO Box 791, Winchester SO23 3RP.