Jess a quickie or two

ABY XMAS Magic Mike

It’s good to see Santa’s put Mrs Claus in charge of some of the world’s presents this year.

I mean, how else do you explain this bit of movie news?

“Channing Tatum confirms Magic Mike 3 has finally got the go-ahead”.

A fair few people will be wanting to unwrap that present, I’m sure.

One Hollywood hunk who might not meet Magic Mike standards is Dr Strange, Benedict Cumberbatch.

For despite being beloved by “Cumberb***hes”, his devotion to fighting climate change is not good news for down under...

As in his boxers, not Oz.

For Dr Strange is so dedicated to beating fast fashion he revealed this week: “I wear my underpants until they have holes and the elastic gives out.

“I want to help promote an alternative to how fashion operates.” It’s a great message. But can Cumberbatch in his saggy Calvins really save the world when China – the world’s biggest emitter of fossil fuel pollution – did what it did at COP26?

I sense a whole new superhero franchise on the horizon... as long as he doesn’t do like Superman and wear his tatty old pants on the outside.

Sadie Frost joined Andy Serkis and Downton Abbey’s

Michelle Dockery as they judged the next BAFTA EE Rising Star Award this week. Yet Sadie shouldn’t have had to look far – her model kids Iris, 21, and Rafferty, 25, really brought the sparkle on her family outing to London’s Fashion Awards on Monday. This family have more good genes than Levis. (Hey, their father

Jude Law wasn’t there, so someone had to do a Sadie dad joke.) Frost

BRIEF LOOK Benedict saving the world with his underwear

GENE-IUS Iris Law

JUDGE