TURNER PRIZE WINNER

A few months ago Poldark star Aidan don’t-objectify-mybody Turner said he wouldn’t be seen topless in the new series because it was cold in Cornwall.

So I’m delighted to report that now Aidan OK-you-canobjectify-me-forhalf-a-million-quidper-series Turner this week announced: “You just oil yourself and get over it.” And here, ladies and gents, is the proof.