So are UKIPing well then, Nigel?
HUMANS’ ERRORS
Nigel Farage has been terribly missed since he was last seen spluttering that the £350million saved by leaving the EU would not actually go to the NHS after all.
But he will soon be back on the telly in Nigel Farage Gets His Life Back. OK, it’s not actually Nige, it’s Kevin Bishop playing him in a BBC2 mockumentary.
The one-off show imagines how Nigel’s filling his days since quitting politics immediately after the Brexit referendum, saying that he wanted his life back. Mostly eating bangers and mash and watching Pointless, it turns out.