RATCHET & CLANK
Cert U, £15.99
From Doom to Super Mario Bros and Tomb Raider, nobody’s ever managed to make a decent movie based on a video game.
This toon, featuring the beloved PlayStation characters, is another waste of everyone’s time.
And quite what Paul Giamatti, Sylvester Stallone and John Goodman are doing in it is anyone’s guess.
In a story that feels like a cut-andpaste job of the Star Wars flicks, we meet the cat-like Ratchet who dreams of joining the elite Galactic Rangers.
The animation looks distinctly PS2 and the humour is insultingly unfunny.