LOUISE OUT TO GIVE STRICTLY BEST SHOT

THERE are rumours Louise Redknapp’s chances of winning Strictly Come Dancing will be wrecked by embarrassing TV footage of her – those Thomas Cook ads. Strictly producers really wanted her husband Jamie but the former England star said he’d never humiliate himself on the dance floor because he has two left feet, confirming suspicions.

The Redknapps are one of the most famous families in Britain, representing several forms of entertainment – particularly that Harry had a bank account in Monaco named after his pet dog, Rosie. Louise (above) will have her fans, though probably not among the Eternal girls.

Rugby player Austin Healey was heavily backed in 2008 but didn’t make the final. He said he had been hooked on internet gambling yet called his daughter Bets. If you want to stay away from gambling it’s ridiculous to name your child after a major plank of punting, say my sons Goliath and Round Robin.

La Redknapp is around 8-1 and looks sure to give you a run for your money, unless suffering an injury 20 minutes in.