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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 You are bound to be full of nervous anticipation and your imagination is like a runaway train today. Chances are your plans will work with precision, even though you may disappear off the radar as fast as you came. Off to another meeting, no longer disillusioned with your life. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 At last you could get what you wanted, even it costs the earth. Was it worth it? Does it make you feel wealthier – somehow you doubt it. But what is confirmed is most fair and a massive boost. After that, you are closed for business. Seduced by an offer of sex. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 The Sun is close to Mercury in Pisces. Chances are your words will have a direct or immediate impact today. A bit like talking about the birds and the bees, and there will certainly be some serious chit-chat. Despite all this, you will come across so joyously. Who could take offence? For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 The truth is finally revealed. Or is it irrational faith? It’s like finding out that the tooth fairy is actually a real person. Either way, you cannot remain aloof, even if you are baffled by what is going on today. Half of it is made up. However, a break up is far from odd. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 Invitations will come in thick and fast. And you should get out of work easily. Now you have a chance to catch up, bond or hang out with friends. What you must be is less thickskinned, even when close chums choose to kiss and tell today. A social media circus. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Despite all the chipping away at your confidence, some sort of personal success is indicated today. There are, of course, the usual troublemakers. On balance, they don’t have a tenth of your talent. What you can expect is changes within your department. Part of your heart’s gone. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22 The day may not drift happily by, as such. The Sun aligned with Mercury, the winged messenger, denotes a flurry of news or activity, possibly at a distance. Now you have a choice, since your plans seem to overlap, leaving you in a flap. No need to scrap your dreams. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 An offer may be eye-popping. Not every Leo is a snob, even if it’s beneath you to say yes. It’s only a slice of what you expected to pay. On the heels of one deal is an indecent proposal, and you have the common sense to look the other way today. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 Planetary activity in Pisces highlights close personal relationships. In this instance, all you can do is smile bravely, bite your lip and sleep on a decision. It’s not that a partner is unhappy – you never knew they felt that strongly. It doesn’t matter. Only love matters. What are you after? For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 There is no sign of you slacking or a lack of commitment to your job. But you are not a machine and a break from routine is in order. You can always put in an extra shift. There are a few reasons to take some time off work today. Anybody sickly? For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 There may be some tears. Not that you can tell if others are being sincere. This time, it appears they’re serious, and let’s hope you have the presence of mind to respond in kind. Wait a second. There is bound to be a loaded question, which you cannot avoid today. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 There is a desire for calmness, even if it seems that you are in a madhouse. The day is dense with meetings and intense pressure, and there’s only one place of refuge. A huge investment in property is also possible. It will make life stable in one way, not in another. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)