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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 You may be forgiven for feeling upbeat as the weekend begins. More so, if you happen to be travelling. Even if you have nothing planned, you’re not about to sit quietly, the obligatory trip to boredomsville. Wherever you roam, it feels like freedom. Coming home is half the problem. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 This could be a time of sudden surprises, and excesses. It’s quite generous, but entirely unnecessary of others to spend all their money, bless them. Anything to please. Love and loss is another theme this weekend. And, you may have to suppress asking how much that costs. Long pause. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 A conversation you would rather abandon until after the weekend may be in store. What about a snog, let the matter drop-though there is little hope of that. A personal relationship will begin again, sooner than you imagine. There will be a few OMGs when others find out what’s happened. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 It’s not that you’re antisocial. It’s a lifestyle choice, due to the Full Moon in Virgo. Chances are, you will surface briefly, your imagination fuelled by what is happening at a distance. Then sink back into the sofa, and do nothing the entire time, but think about the best-case scenario. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 You seem as carefree as a teen. Though, you can be pretty certain that discussions will be X-rated and over stimulating this weekend. Then it’s lights out. The accent is on matters of the heart, and what happened to ‘till death do us part’? No way can you remain downcast. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 You could need some comforting this weekend. Though what’s going on behind front doors doesn’t make you feel any more secure. One thing’s sure, you shouldn’t harbour fears about a dream move. Later, it seems you would give anything not to break up the home. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer June 21–July 22 You may not be brimming with vigour. However, the Full Moon in Virgo should lift the gloom, and nothing can puncture your balloon. Though you will soon have to dash to another appointment, with hours to spare. Why the rush? It’s an opportune moment to discuss plans. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 You may be a sucker for a bargain. Not the end of season lines. What you have in mind is more a fashion statement. God forbid you grow tired of it. The same applies to someone from whom you wisely distanced yourself from. Common sense goes out the window this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 The Full Moon in Virgo is about rage and desire in equal measure. You could do without the fireworks bit, even if it’s the only way to gauge others’ reactions. The image of this will be lodged in your memory long after the weekend. Maybe, some marriages are made in heaven? For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 You too seem antisocial, and it’s likely to be a party for one. Your capacity for doing nothing is scary. However, you have to make a decision now, which path to go down. Feeling out of your depth? Your faith will be restored this weekend, in a particularly bizarre way. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 There’s a real surge of happiness and expectation. You will probably urge your friends to join in. One you haven’t seen in ages. And if you turn bright orange, it’s because you have renege on a promise. This is not a weekend to lounge around, not with the fuss over arrangements. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 A time to impress and dress your best, and you can be confident of being noticed this weekend. Behave. The Full Moon in Virgo also requires you to bravely say hello to those who you may have crossed. Then it should be domestic bliss for the rest of the weekend. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)