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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 You could be accused of being pushy, or a bully. Egos are crushed, abuse is hurled like armour piercing shells and there’s no beating around the bush today. Nor any rush to get home, unless you are prepared to face further embarrassment. A dream move will take place, regardless. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 Your plans may go positively haywire, or awry today. There is nothing leisurely about having to chase after those who are off in the distance. Maybe you should have gone on holiday yourself? There’s more to situations than meets the eye. And a lovely bolt hole should you need one. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 The tendency is to spend, spend, spend – when you should be saving your money. Not giving it away. In fact, you are owed the best part of a fortune, even if you’re not paid a cent today. What you can expect is the kind of emotional security you never dreamed was possible. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 Difficult aspects to Mercury in Aries make it harder to communicate. Your thoughts are so scatterbrained, your reactions frightening. Others will say: “Sorry, are you talking to me? Translate, please.” You should prove most convincing today. Swear on your life you mean it. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 This week is likely to end on a somewhat disjointed note. You’re frantic, panic-stricken and a billion things could go wrong. Best to hit the ground running and run fast. Indeed, you will probably be awarded as the hardest working person around. This is just the beginning. Now, how about a rest? For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 Emotional ties are stressed. But where are your friends? Watching with interest, arms across their chest. Is it destined to end in tears? Meanwhile, you seem enthusiastic to start the weekend. There will be an invitation, which you must stir yourself up to attend, without an air of disdain. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge) Cancer June 21–July 22 You can be fairly assured of some success, and positive affirmations. Of course, not everyone is courteous or will praise you today – have you cleaned the house, washed the dishes? A minor family crisis can wait, while you major on something big. If you cope with both, fine. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 Avoid hastily arranged meetings, exhausting conversations and wasted journeys today. Challenging aspects to Mercury in Aries are inclined to make you partly frustrated, even if you are meticulous about time. There will be fleeting moments of elation. Happiness is going on a break. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 There could be several items on your wish list, and you are bound to purchase at least one. It will cost a packet. Meanwhile, all financial dealings must be reviewed, whatever your resources or income bracket. A promise may be reneged on. Not a big deal. You don’t lack anything. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Even though, Mercury is opposed by Jupiter in Libra, no doesn’t always mean no. How you cope with rejection is far more important. Cut others some slack, it’s almost the weekend. By then, there will be a change of heart, drastically. Imagine being the happiest person in the world. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 What to do when the chips are down? Work harder, maintain your composure and don’t do anything that raises your blood pressure. Time is another factor, whatever your symptoms or unease. A major breakthrough is assured today. You may just be too busy to notice this new lease of life. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 Don’t say you’ve gone all shy. Embarrassed? Who do you fancy? It’s hard to keep track. So who’s out, who’s in? Your personal life resembles a shuttle bus, ferrying loved ones and jealous friends around. It’s all fantasy. The one thing that is real is your happiness. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)