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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 It’s been a madhouse recently, quite demented. Better off checking into a hotel, rather than be at others’ beck and call. ‘Nice time?’, everyone will inquire, which shows they never noticed you’d gone. Make it a deluxe suite. But there’s really no place like home this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1001

Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 The excitement was feverish recently and you might wish for a quiet weekend. That doesn’t mean there won’t be some electric moments, though few and far between. Hectic it is not, which is a relief. In truth, you’re bored without certain friends in tow. Yet feel ignored. Don’t wait up. For more call 0903 658 1002

Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 Venus in Pisces exerts a magical influence. It’s the perfect time for romance, to flirt – though in your case disguise your hurt feelings. Maybe some retail therapy might help? A spending spree appeals, but you’ve already blown a fortune. By Monday, it’s all about your gross profit margin. For more call 0903 658 1003

Aries March 21–April 20 After your latest outburst it probably wouldn’t be surprising if you suddenly left the country. You should still be able to get away, even if it is a real challenge. This may not be the wildest weekend. And yet, what is arranged is somehow more manageable, if you desire a change. For more call 0903 658 1004

Taurus April 21–May 21 Life is full of surprises. Simply that, you may have missed all the shared secrets or private alliances. No doubt others will confide in you, and you can expect a torrent of highly sensitive news or views. Something you wished for. It’s whether you can force the issue this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1005

Gemini May 22–June 20 At first you could be on the periphery. The closest you will get to somebody is if you happen to attend the same event. You should be swept along by a current of cheerfulness this weekend. Blissfully unaware the party is just beginning, despite the drippy company you usually keep. For more call 0903 658 1006 Cancer June 21–July 22 Don’t be down. For some reason you seem to feel unimportant. Time for action. Venus in Pisces turns to direct motion this weekend. And it might be preposterous to accept an invitation at such short notice, considering the distance. It’ll do wonders for your confidence. For more call 0903 658 1007

Leo July 23–August 22 After recent events you may decide to exit swiftly, and smartly. Departing at this gate – yours truly, for an inspiring Easter getaway. Best not to procrastinate. Since you could have an experience you’ve never had before. This time you should be prepared for every eventuality. For more call 0903 658 1008

Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 By rights, you will receive some credit for your efforts. You’ve done the hard bit by bringing the entire family together for Easter. Not the roller coaster you anticipated. Best not to be half-hearted, and enjoy the benefits. It’s been a long time since you felt so at home. For more call 0903 658 1009

Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Marital or relational strife aside you should enjoy more of a social life. The downside, the fun will end abruptly, and you may be briefly interrupted. The mood will intensify, and you may decide to clarify the nature of your relationship. Certainly, a more interesting Easter than usual. For more call 0903 658 1010

Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 If you are having to work, it won’t be much of a weekend. Despite devoting your time to meaningless occupations, you should receive a consolation prize. A better lifestyle, more cash to spend and space to breathe. Thanks to those who saw you suffer, and with friends like these. For more call 0903 658 1011

Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 This should be one of the happiest times. And yet, still you are not satisfied. This is only a transient moment as events or developments should lift your spirits no end, or sky high. The summit of your enjoyment, a blossoming love affair. That’s enough selfies for one weekend. For more call 0903 658 1012