You only laugh twice

SIR Roger delivered some of James Bond’s funniest lines...

Bond: “I am now aiming precisely at your groin. So speak or forever hold your piece.” The Man With The Golden Gun, 1974

Bond girl Magda, drinking champagne: “I need refilling.”

Bond: “Hmm... of course you do.” Octopussy, 1983

Bond is caught in a compromising position with CAUGHT OUT With agent Anya

Russian agent Anya Amasova.

Minister of Defence: “Bond! What do you think you’re doing?”

Bond: “Keeping the British end up, sir.” The Spy Who Loved Me, 1977

Bond: “Moneypenny, a feast for my eyes!”

Miss Moneypenny: “What about the rest of you?”

Bond: “Well, I was going to get around to that.”

For Your Eyes Only, 1981