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Going down... Brogue one

Latest fashion trend we’re meant to copy from the catwalks: wearing mismatched shoes. Disappointing in so many ways, not least because it means when Helena Bonham Carter rocked this look years ago, she did it on purpose.

Pit stop

When was your last armpit detox? If the answer is never, hang your head in shame (but not too low, because your pits probably hum). Apparently we should all be dry brushing, eating lots of cucumber and citrus fruits, and using clay and coconut oil masks on them, regularly. Most surprising thing about this theory? It doesn’t even come from Gwyneth.