STARS & TOONS
Capricorn
Dec 22 –Jan 20 Being successful in business may not make you happy. What’s the use if you haven’t got your health? Proper exercise, a few press-ups might help. It is not entirely impossible that you will end this week in the best shape of your life – physically, and also financially. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius
Jan 21–Feb 19 What could be better than a romantic break? Having fun, chasing the sun, and falling in love again. No doubt, you will be swooning, even when someone’s gone. Afraid of showing any emotion? The period between now and the weekend could be insane. How loyal can one person be? For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces
Feb 20–Mar 20 Anything affecting your home life and financial security is brilliantly starred. But how wealthy do you have to be? The family are in fantasy land, but what do you expect? Everyone could be celebrating this weekend, despite having to clean house, metaphorically speaking. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries
March 21–April 20 Close relationships and travel plans are highlighted. Failure to communicate or arriving late for an appointment may culminate in a sudden disappearing trick once this weekend begins. Do you prefer to wait? Meanwhile, you may have to revise plans again, however organised your life is. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus
April 21–May 21 You may be working round the clock and are simply knackered. Isn’t that what you’re paid for? How about a routine check-up, you could be run down? Meanwhile, a brilliant aspect between the Sun and Jupiter should bring rewards. You can afford to take a break today. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini
May 22–June 20 When it comes to romance, and anything amorous, you tend not to be serious. Curious, maybe. Advance warning. You will be subjected to a lot of attention, even if someone else feels rejected today. Emotionally, this should be a day of uplifting developments. Choose who you want to be with. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)
Cancer
June 21–July 22 A family celebration is in order. It’s not your doing, you don’t even reside there any more. In all honestly, you are struggling for an explanation, though you cannot help smiling today. Just blessed. At least, you will skip home, and must confess you have a surprise of your own. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo
July 23–August 22 This weekend should contain many magic moments. In the meantime, you would like to imagine that one invitation will meet expectations, but you are not telepathic. Nor can you be certain that another friend will come along for the ride. It puts you in a difficult position. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo
Aug 23–Sept 22 Take every opportunity you can because you never know when the money will run out. The sun brilliantly aligned with Jupiter, the planet of good fortune, urges you to shoot for the moon today. You just didn’t imagine you would hit the jackpot so soon. This demands a sip of champagne. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra
Sept 23–Oct 23 There is not a lot of time to book. However, getting a spot of sunshine will do you the world of good. What someone says tongue in cheek may throw you for a loop. Shut up! The weekend hasn’t even begun and already you’re having doubts about a fellow travelling companion. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio
Oct 24–Nov 22 There’s a lot of speculating going on, secret meetings, asset stripping, you name it. Not to mention a private drama – no wonder you are starting to worry. What to do when you don’t want anyone to know? No doubt you’ll let out a scream of joy before this day is out. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius
Nov 23 –Dec 21 You may be fairly excitable for some reason. Even though, certain so-called friends are inclined to put a pin in your balloon. Not that you are seeking their approval. And what a weekend you have lined up! The stars take a shine to you. As does someone who is a fan. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)