This Tory twister smashes records for broken vows

LIAR, liar, Theresa May’s pants are on fire.

Today’s the day to boot in the ballots the slyest and slipperiest Tory twister of them all.

She would be banned from politics if compulsory lie detector tests were introduced, as the Conservative charlatan has little more than a passing acquaintance with the truth.

From fibbing about her party’s dire record and frightening plans, to telling blatant porkies about Labour and Jeremy Corbyn, May has proved herself unfit to be Prime Minister.

In the election she lied she’d never hold, May’s perfidy has smashed records by breaking promises twice before polling day: first on social care, then on human rights.

Her political exploitation of terrorist murders was shameless, genuinely shameful.

May’s inability to organise her own smooth coronation warns us European leaders in Brexit talks would run rings around her.

I think she’ll win, alas, with an increased majority to unleash a Tory fatwa on decency and fairness. Yet we live in hope.

The past few weeks have showed us a meanspirited, small-minded deceitful Conservative with the appeal of a half-full carton of sour milk.

And liars always get caught out…