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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 Whatever has happened there is no reason to feel that ashamed. Nor lock yourself away the whole weekend. Depression or excessive working – those days are over too. However, what takes place next must banish the blues and a wish is now about to come true. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)

Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 The Full Moon has been and gone – was it a night to remember? Apparently so. You might be suffering from a hangover or feel rough but your memory is good enough. Even if what occurs this weekend tends to make you somber, certain friends won’t abandon you. Not for a second. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)

Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 Despite a bout of trouble, you are about to be successful. All you have to do is bide your time. Meanwhile, you may be forced to apologise and humble yourself this weekend. For what – telling a few home truths? The good news, you have been forgiven. Phew. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)

Aries March 21–April 20 The recent Full Moon in Sagittarius may have forced you to cancel travel plans. Time to skedaddle home. This does not mean you have driven or flown all that way for nothing. Aside from that, what happens this weekend should give you unprecedented access to someone less local. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)

Taurus April 21–May 21 Don’t know where all the money goes? Already broke? There must be a hole in your bucket. In which case, you can expect a spectacular stroke of luck between now and Monday. Maybe you will allocate this windfall on something substantial – not another pair of shoes, surely! For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)

Gemini May 22–June 20 You admit to feeling upset about a personal relationship. Or are you just trying to protect yourself, like the beautiful butterfly you are. Don’t be so sensitive, live and let live etc. By all accounts, somebody is mad about you, not at you. Why not spend the weekend in bed? For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge)

Cancer June 21–July 22 All the hard work has been done and it is about time you had some fun. Merely that you are bound to be feeling a bit under the weather or weary still or, at least, that’s what your body language suggests. And a change really is as good as a rest this weekend. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)

Leo July 23–August 22 Love is a splendid thing. Though it seems that your emotions are shredded over what happened. It’s good to have friends around – not the ones who pretend. Still, you should have a nice time this weekend. Obviously, you would like to know where you stand. Don’t clam up. For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)

Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 It’s not only the family who refuse to play ball. Chances are you are a bit of a tortured soul and that other individuals have made your life hell lately. However, there should be a few home or creature comforts to enjoy this weekend. You can virtually take your pick. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)

Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 Things started well and then took a dramatic turn for the worse. Who can make plans at a time like this? And yet you should still be optimistic about a return journey or romantic holiday. You may just have to resort to more realistic options this weekend. Like your own Brexit. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)

Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 There is no sentiment in business. Even though what was promised is worth less than you thought, what you pay in cold hard cash is simply not the same sort of rubbish as before. Gathering dust just like your memories. Anything else on your wish list this weekend? For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)

Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 The recent Full Moon in your birth sign has probably left you emotionally drained. And you don’t have the heart, nor strength to go through this again. Hopefully, you won’t have to. What happens this weekend is a whole new ball game. With someone who needs more loving. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)