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Capricorn Dec 22 –Jan 20 In astrology, both work and general health matters are curiously linked. You could pull a sickie, which is infinitely better than taking the whole week off. Incidentally, the way some people are acting is enough to make you puke. That’s another story, and boring. Meanwhile, just stay well. For more call 0903 658 1001 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aquarius Jan 21–Feb 19 Mercury brilliantly aligned with Jupiter should coincide with an emotional reunion, or a meeting of minds. Don’t drone on about how mean certain friends are. The love of your life simply wants to take you out today. That said, your head could be spinning for different reasons. For more call 0903 658 1002 (75p/min + network access charge)
Pisces Feb 20–Mar 20 You may have a rock-solid family, and a terrific career. But it appears doors are locked, floodgates have closed, and even blood relatives don’t want to know. At any rate, you could make a tiny profit if you are flogging a property. More likely, something else will shift today. For more call 0903 658 1003 (75p/min + network access charge)
Aries March 21–April 20 Partners and close companions are inclined to make plans without telling you. You don’t mind a little late night action, a dinner party with friends and so on. There is a limit having to visit people who are not local – let alone hate your guts. There is no reason to succumb today. For more call 0903 658 1004 (75p/min + network access charge)
Taurus April 21–May 21 You may be sitting at your desk a lot, crunching numbers and doing a bunch of other stuff when you’d rather not. Either way, you will be much in demand, or expanding your business today. Not everyone is happy ‘if I had your money’ etc. It takes a lot to look this beautiful. For more call 0903 658 1005 (75p/min + network access charge)
Gemini May 22–June 20 With Mercury in Gemini linking up with Jupiter you may be happy about one conversation. Even if others are all mouth and trousers. As for intimacy, don’t think about it. In fact, there is no point looking for reassurance. There must be other fantasies you can indulge in today. For more call 0903 658 1006 (75p/min + network access charge) Cancer June 21–July 22 A day of home truths, and try not to fluff your lines in the process. Also, you may be surfing the net to rent or buy a property. What you can put your faith in is your job, and there is about to be a reshuffle. Well, you have been telling people that you wanted a quieter life. For more call 0903 658 1007 (75p/min + network access charge)
Leo July 23–August 22 There could be a flurry of activity, and even a bit of partying tonight. It’s just high spirits? However, too many onlookers, hangers on, or fair weather friends could ruin your fun. There is one person who means something to you. Have you asked them out yet? For more call 0903 658 1008 (75p/min + network access charge)
Virgo Aug 23–Sept 22 Career and cash matters are well starred. Success, money and status are important. But don’t you have any other interests? Best not to take your work home. A serious clash between the sun and Saturn this week could rock the boat. It has been building up to this peak. For more call 0903 658 1009 (75p/min + network access charge)
Libra Sept 23–Oct 23 A stimulating link between Mercury and Jupiter in Libra signifies that news travels fast today. That’s one more place you can tick off your holiday list. Just a small inconvenience. All the action takes place elsewhere. To be honest, you’re surprised a longdistance relationship lasted. For more call 0903 658 1010 (75p/min + network access charge)
Scorpio Oct 24–Nov 22 Private negotiations should prove strangely reassuring today. This doesn’t mean others will stump up any money immediately – not in one lump sum. What does seem to crop up often is something that may eventually have to be settled out of court. You will if you are smart. For more call 0903 658 1011 (75p/min + network access charge)
Sagittarius Nov 23 –Dec 21 You may have handled a spilt pretty well. Despite your refusal to accept a separation is permanent. Meanwhile, with Mercury on friendly terms with your ruler Jupiter, you may enjoy a bit of action or light conversation today. Were someone sincere you might take them seriously. For more call 0903 658 1012 (75p/min + network access charge)