On the subject of Mrs May,

last month I wrote about her ludicrous dress sense being to distract voters from her total, complete and utter absence of a personality. Well now what we have is far, far worse – Theresa May naked.

She has been stripped of her advisers and lost her supporters. She has no policies she can put into a Queen’s Speech and dropped austerity – her only philosophy.

What we are left with is the bare naked face of Mrs May – and I fear it isn’t going to be pretty.