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Going down...

Her suit This one-piece is presumably meant to teach men not to gawp at women in swimwear, but is definitely only going to achieve the opposite. Also, it looks vile. The full gamut of pointlessness then. Yay.

AVOCADO ART The very latest waste of time Instagram trend – avocado art. So if you thought everything that could possibly be done with an avocado had definitely been done with an avocado by now, more fool you. And if you just made some avocado art, even bigger fool you.