Frock shock

Ofcom has announced it won’t be investigating Amanda Holden’s BGT dress, saying the frock would “not have exceeded most viewers’ expectations”. Well, it only just exceeded her birthday suit

After shrinking chocolate bars and crisp packets, it’s been revealed that Andrex has trimmed its loo rolls. Now women will be changing the roll after every 200 sheets, rather than after every 221. As for men, well, it’ll be business as usual....