WHITE GOLD
BBC2, 10pm
Vincent (Ed Westwick) has lost his mojo – which is just about the worst thing that could happen to a man.
As the Inbetweeners-style comedy continues, the double glazing salesman’s life has taken a nosedive. He’s been kicked out of the family home as he and Samantha (Linzey Cocker) plan to divorce, he owes the tax man £50,000, and he hasn’t sold so much as one window for weeks.
Vincent’s been sleeping on the sofa at Cachet, but now he moves into a flat that belongs to a dominatrix. And taking endless phone calls for Miss Trixie is proving rather enlightening.
Desperate to turn things around, Vincent storms into Tony’s office demanding he is made a partner – but Tony’s offer is: “Sell windows or the only thing you’ll get is your P45.”
Fortunately, Lavender (Joe Thomas) has just made a great sale – and he’s a man easily taken advantage of.
Meanwhile, Fitzpatrick (James Buckley) has a new business venture selling diet pills – or at least that’s what the label on the bottle says...