FIFTY SHADES DARKER

Cert 18 Digital today, Disc Monday

Strap yourself down for another look at the glossy world of a kinky billionaire playboy and his submissive partner. The locations and props are immaculately polished, but not the plot, dialogue or characters.

Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are back in harness as Christian Grey and Ana Steele. She dumped him at the end of the first film, but he wants her back. In 2015, a rampant Fifty Shades of Grey took £446million at the global box office, whereas this sequel mustered a comparatively limp £294million. It’s perfect viewing... if you’re in the mood to punish yourself.