If May can’t deal, she’ll be shuffled

First, Theresa May couldn’t seal the deal with the electorate.

Then she struggled to cut a deal with the DUP. Then she forgot the protocol deal at the Queen’s Speech that says only the Speaker and Black Rod nod at the monarch.

And now she’s been left in no doubt by her own Brexit negotiators, that, actually no deal isn’t better than a bad deal. Which means the only deal she hasn’t screwed up is the Greggs £3 meal deal. Although there may be plenty of time to do that soon when she ends up out of work.