Blundering Boris is Tories’ Abbott
Admittedly there’s little resemblance in terms of looks, but Boris, following a car-crash Radio 4 interview on Wednesday in which his bluster and lack of policy knowledge was truly painful to hear, is surely the Tory Diane Abbott.
Is Type 2 diabetes contagious, I wonder? Or could it be that, like Diane, his ambition is not matched by ability.
It might well have been glorious weather-wise this week, but there’s nothing quite as unattractive as a set of skanky toes trying to escape from a sandal.
Hmm, on second thoughts, 10 mangy toes on show via a flimsy flip-flop, could put you off your Mr Whippy too.
So, if you’re the owner of tawdry toes, please keep them to yourselves in future.
Or book a pedicure. Thankfully, rain is forecast for the weekend.