SCIENCE CORNER

Research this week reveals the remedy for avoiding heart disease in men is having sex.

Meanwhile scientists discover the remedy for avoiding heart disease in women is eating tofu, brown pasta and soy.

Flaming typical.

A third of 25-34 year -olds don’t know how to boil an egg. And one in four are unsure how to cook pasta. Which says to me not so much we’ve got a generation of clueless imbeciles. More that we’ve had a generation of daft mothers who have not taught them to stand on their own two feet.