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Even though at this point she’s made more messes than movies, I will never not be rooting for Lindsay Lohan. One of her comebacks has to be a success eventually, right? The latest attempt is a lifestyle website a la – groan – Goop. “I will give you access to all my exclusive content and tell you all my secrets and breaking news before anyone else,” Lindsay vows. “You will get personal diaries, video updates, exclusive personal photos, fashion and beauty tutorials, shopping guides, behind the scenes content, my favourite products and much more.” The name of the site? Preemium. Sigh. Hard to keep the faith in someone who doesn’t even know how to use spellcheck.