UPROAR AS AUSTERITY GOES ON

Jez earns his Stripes from MPs

WITH scarcely enough room to cram together in Westminster Hall, Labour’s bumper crop of newly-elected MPs pose with their leader for a start-of-term picture.

Then, showing their gratitude to the man who led them to Parliament, they sang “Oh, Jeremy Corbyn!” to the tune of The White Stripes’ Seven Nation Army. Labour won 262 seats on June 8, 30 more than Ed Miliband two years ago – denying the Tories a majority.

If Theresa May’s chaotic Government does collapse, Labour could face one small problem. There might not be enough room for every Labour MP to fit in the photo...