BEWARE OF BLUE OR GREEN SHARKS

There was panic on the beaches of Majorca last weekend as a shark was spotted close to the shoreline. I must warn sunseekers that there will be plenty of similar sightings over the summer as the world’s wealthiest sharks leave their tax-exile villas and take their super-yachts out to sea. I just hope the same fate doesn’t await them as awaited the eight-foot blue, which was taken out of the sea, given a sedative and put down. Especially if it’s Philip Green. Unless of course, it’s being filmed.