Lamps in doghouse

FOR a footballer with an IQ of over 150, it wasn’t the cleverest caption on a pic of his wife and pet dog.

So no surprises Frank Lampard, 39, deleted the Instagram shot of Christine Bleakley and comment “my two bitches” when followers took offence.

The ex-Chelsea skipper included smiley emojis to signal his “joke”. But that didn’t save the own goal.