IN LOO OF A REAL JOB

Pippa Middleton has apparently recruited two assistants. Although with no kids, no job and too much money, to assist with what exactly is a mystery.

Apparently the role of Camilla Holland includes saving Pippa “from bores” at parties and minding the cubicle door when she goes for a wee.

How pleased Camilla Holland’s family must be that her (almost inevitably) expensive education has wound up with her minding the lav door for an unemployed clothes hanger.