Pulling our legs by the trousers

Turns out those hideous £1,000 brown leather trousers Theresa May wore for a photoshoot weren’t hers after all.

Apparently they were begged from designer Amanda Wakeley to make the PM look good by her crazed former political adviser Fiona Hill.

I’ve long maintained Mrs May’s shocking fashion sense is a ruse to divert attention from the gaping chasm where a personality should be.

But those trews weren’t just bad taste. They were specifically selected bad taste.

Mrs May and her team clearly work very hard to be this out of touch with the rest of us.

Continuing the fashion theme.. Sir Philip Greed’s daughter continues her summertime smooching with another woman’s husband – world’s hottest felon Jeremy Meeks. And those trousers she’s wearing are indeed criminal. Money/ taste, etc.

Davina McCall reckons her stomach (the one she posts pictures of several gazillion times a day on Instagram) resembles a wrinkled Shar-Pei puppy.

She should be grateful.

Most of us have something more like a Rottweiler – chunky, frightening to strangers and very aggressive when hungry...