CABINET WORTH

How kind of Theresa May to cheer us all up with a sort of Cabinet summer Christmas card. Here’s my handy guide to who’s who:

From left to right, top row: Who? Liz Truss, That Pushy One, Who?

Second row: Who? Sajid Javid, Who? Who? Ghastly Gove.

Front row: Dying Swan, Bus Inspector, Fool, Justine Greening, Thick As Mince (also known as Lazy as a Toad).