Top 10 ways Love Island has changed the world

YOU may think an ITV2 show about hot couples getting it on isn’t world-changing – but you’d be wrong. Here’s how:

1. Now we all know even hot people find love hard and have their hearts smashed to smithereens.

2. It’s rebuilt our faith in democracy as the Great British electorate helped vote out Muggy Mike.

3. Watching couples getting it on is now a fun family activity you can fit in before the News at Ten.

4. The FBI will be reconsidering their use of lie detectors after the girls proved they are never, ever right.

5. It showed the sensitive side of Liam Gallagher, with the former Oasis bad boy snuggling on the sofa to watch. 6. The custard-pie-in-the face gag is back. 7. A kiss and a boob cup in public is an acceptable PDA.

8. Muggy Jonny proved the existence of karma when he dumped Camilla for Tyla – then got booted off the island and was forced to watch Tyla in bed with someone else while Camilla got freaky between the sheets with much hotter Calvin Klein model Jamie.

9. Sales of tuna melts will be falling – because unless you’re super muggy, no one wants to be a melt...

10. We now know no good ever comes from gathering round a fire pit – good news for the traditional barbecue.