SOAP UPDATE

SMUG Pierce plays the victim

ITV, 7pm There will be several moments in tonight’s double bill that will make you want to launch a punch square at Pierce’s face. While Rhona breaks down in court, Pierce smugly plays the role of the falsely-accused victim. It’s enough to make your blood boil.

In other bad news, Robert is drunk and falls down the stairs – but will anyone care?

And it’s Lachlan’s birthday soon, but he’s having an attack of guilty conscience. Our hearts bleed.