See the ‘lizard’ of Boz

BEADY-EYED Boris Johnson recognises another creature who is not all he seems. Bumbling Boris tried to sidestep talk of a Tory infighting by saying it had “completely passed me by.”

But even the slippery Foreign Secretary could pick up survival tips at a New Zealand sanctuary from this tuatara, a reptile species dating back 200 million years. Boris, furious when his bags were temporarily lost earlier on his trip, has flown to Australia. He may need a thicker skin there.