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Going down...

Flexi-time If you’re a vegetarian who sometimes eats meat or fish, you are no longer a failure/ disgrace – you’re a flexitarian. Heck, we are flexitarians really. Yay, flexitarianism!

Club 18 hurty Having surgery somewhere intimate is, of course, something you want as little privacy for as possible... which is why Brosectomy parties are now happening.

Men go to a clinic with big screen TVs, snacks and booze and all get the snip together.

“We thought it was going to be painful,” one patient reports. “We were just laughing, I guess it’s from the alcohol, but we had such a great time.” Wonder if his mates were there when they did his lobotomy too?