COMEDY

REUNITED Andy & John ITV 9pm

THERE’S a first for the team this week as a biological dad searches for his lost son.

C4 10pm There’s a distinctly Scottish flavour to this week’s instalment of Royal madness, as the clan gather at Balmoral Castle.

While Camilla is busy trying to bump off house guest Theresa May, Charles is desperate to stop Nicola Sturgeon from dismantling the Union.

And he’s trying everything he can to win them over, including getting stuck in at the Highland Games and showing just how legitimately Scottish he is, by going commando under his kilt.

Wills is trying to do his best to

WHOLE SHOOTING MATCH The Windsors support his pa’s mission, but ends up stranded in a remote croft after a mysterious and wild Highland lassie accidentally shoots him in the backside. And Kate is also doing her bit: after watching Trainspotting for research, she decides on a rather unconventional way of trying to cure the local heroin addiction problem.

Meanwhile, Pippa is trying to sabotage Harry and Meghan’s romance by stopping her from getting a part in Hollyoaks, and Beatrice and Eugenie are doing their level best to seduce Canadian PM Justin Trudeau, who is over on official state business.