5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1

The Church of England paying men 40% more than women. They’re never going to let that apple-stealing issue go are they?

2

Monday was National Orgasm Day. Did Katie Hopkins celebrate it by watching refugee boats sink in the Mediterranean?

3

Jeremy Hunt announcing 21,000 new mental health jobs. How much lower could that figure have been if he’d never been in charge of the NHS?

4

Is Donald Trump delivering bigly on his promises to the American Right by using his own staff to take zero-hours contracts to their logical conclusion?

5

Theresa May joining in a rendition of God Save The Queen in an Italian hotel bar. Wouldn’t she be better off asking God to save her skin?