I’M OUTTA ACTION...

Telephone calls to recruit campmates for this year’s dose of I’m a Celebrity…. are already being made. Mine came on Wednesday. I’ve been asked many times.

I LOVE watching it. But to be there, no make-up, eating testicles, in a bikini, after jumping out of a plane?

No thanks; even though my teenage sons have threatened to leave home if I do.

Hmmmm… hang on a minute: clean, tidy bathroom? No more wet towels on the floor? No dirty clothes stuffed in drawers or under beds? Newly-bought food in the fridge for more than five minutes? It’s tempting……