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Going down .... Glam shock In news that can’t help feeling like the official end of all fun forever, it is no longer acceptable to use glitter. It isn’t biodegradable, you see, so ends up polluting the ocean. I mean, if anything could pull off being all sparkly, it’s totally the sea – but there’s a chance that isn’t really the point.

Rolling stone Latest wellbeing guidelines suggest we should all be carrying a “stress pebble”. Available now in shops – oh, and on the ground pretty much everywhere, for free – you hold them in your hand and roll them around to calm down. The first person I’d throw mine at is whoever came up with the idea of a stress pebble.