A Coke fiend’s a fat lot of good against Nazis

Much anger this week after President Donald Trump took days to call out skin-headed neo-Nazis over the deadly race riot in Charlottesville, Virginia.

It made me think of all the other things that took him a mere matter of hours to condemn.

They included Kristen Stewart’s relationship with Robert Pattinson, everything Barack Obama ever did, and the hard towels on Air Force One. Even the White House got called out after he moved in.

His best attack, however, was against Diet Coke drinkers. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke,” said Trump, who was later pictured on his jet drinking... you guessed it, Diet Coke.