STARS EAT TOO

Comedian Iain Stirling talking about before he found fame as the voice and joke-maker on Love Island

Exercise guru Mr Motivator, aka Derrick Evans, 64, says: “When you have a funeral – especially in Jamaica – loads of people just want free food out of it. So I want my ashes mixed up with fish paste and made into sandwiches, and given to all the people I don’t like.”