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Cat Oh Marmoan A small business in LA is being threatened with legal action by razzy celebrity hangout hotel the Chateau Marmont. Some would argue that it should be punishable by law to have a feline grooming service nearby and not call it Cateau Marmont... but not the mean old hotel. You should be celebrated for your puns, not persecuted. Boo.

Little chefs Most internet trends are annoying or stupid. But Tiny Kitchen on tastemade. com is both... and also mesmerising. Before your eyes, people make real, edible, miniature food, with dolls house kitchen equipment, in a tealight-powered mini oven. So a pizza the size of a fingernail, an inch-wide beef wellington, teeny weeny doughnuts. All just for no reason. Baffling...ly addictive.