STRIKER’S 999 CALL

AC: “I’m driving and a motorbike’s following me and he’s pulling out a gun.

“There’s two motorbikes, one’s behind me pulling out a gun, I don’t know what to do.

“Oh s**t, I’ve hit lots of cars, I don’t know what to do, he’s just hit my car.” LATER ON... Operator: “Stay on the line, we’re near to you now.” AC: “I’m heading towards West Ham’s training ground. I’m a West Ham footballer. “I’m a Premier League footballer.” LATER ON... AC: “I’m going to get out of the car as there’s security at the training ground.

“I’ve probably just hit about 10 cars on the way here.”