Trumps hope cash will pour in after cap caper

FEW people could turn a national tragedy into a money-making scheme but where there’s a crisis there’s cash in Donald Trump’s eyes. Three times in two days after Hurricane Harvey savaged Texas, the President was seen wearing his campaign’s own Trump USA cap – currently available for $40 on his website. Trump was hit with almost as big a deluge of criticism as Houston had rain, with protests that he’d turned the Texas emergency into a fundraising opportunity to boost his war chest. Not to be outdone, wife Melania sported her own cap emblazoned with FLOTUS – just so she knows which one is hers. Bless. Bet your bottom dollar First Lady caps will be on sale for 40 bucks before the waters recede.