5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1

Am I the only person annoyed at the adverts on Channel 4 being interrupted by a shower of bores baking cakes in a tent?

2

Isn’t it rich of the USA to attack North Korea for firing a missile over Japan when at least theirs didn’t land on any cities?

3

As sad as the scenes from Houston are, how inspirational was it to see preachers who claim that floods are God’s revenge against homosexuals have their homes washed away?

4

The “noxious haze” invasion that had people in Sussex panicking. Surely with Nigel Farage as their MEP they’re well used to such invasions?

5

Three public schools accused of cheating in exams. Isn’t that why parents pay for their little dears to be given a free ride into Oxbridge?