5 And so to the BIG QUESTIONS of the week

1 How many more dramas can they make about Queen Victoria before they get the message that we’re not amused?

2 Joan Collins saying that she hates filming naked sex scenes. On behalf of the watching world, can I tell the 84-year-old that the feeling’s now mutual?

3 Richard Branson in Necker moaning Hurricane Irma cut him off from the world. Does he now realise how it feels trying to get wi-fi on a Virgin train?

4 Lego cutting 1,400 jobs worldwide after a sales slump. Have they promised those they’re sacking that they’ll help them pick up the pieces and rebuild?

5 Anyone else getting knitting needles out after hearing royal Kate’s pregnant again? Before stuffing them in your ears for the next seven months?