DRAMA

DOUBLE DELIGHT Sandi and Noel BBC1, 9pm

Actor Bertie Carvel has got a very handsome face, but he is going to have to watch out that no one punches it.

An over-zealous fan could easily forget that he is not actually Gemma Foster’s cheating ex.

Last week saw the return of this brilliantly tense drama, and a smug Simon was back in town with his new wife and baby. And with a face so smackable we’re just praying for some devastating comeuppance.

Gemma (the wonderful Suranne C4, 8pm

EPISODE three and surely it’s time for the Bake Off controversies to calm down and take second billing to what is still one of our favourite shows.

Jones) was left broken as Simon took their son Tom away to live with him. And viewers began imagining the various ways Gemma could exact her revenge. Now Gemma attempts to fight back, scrambling to find out why Tom has cut her off.

A lot of wine is drunk and some intense conversations take place, not least when Simon quizzes Neil about sleeping with Gemma.

But perhaps most bizarre is that James is still hanging around for another date. “I’m not put off by all this,” he tells Gemma. “You should be,” she says. Well she’s got that right.